An alternative Christmas song


I love Christmas but have been feeling the pressure a bit lately. 

So here’s my alternative Christmas song. It should be sung to the melody of I wish it could be Christmas every day

Oh when December comes around

You start spending every pound

On gifts for your friends, your kids’ teachers and your family

It’s not what Christmas is about

You feel yourself try to shout

But your kids want a train and your to do list is insane oh yeah

Chorus 

Oh I’m glad that it’s not Christmas every day

Hoovering up gold glitter that’s sadly gone astray

Oh I’m glad that it’s not Christmas every day 

Let the wine come out – it’s Christmas 

Oh when you’ve Christmas cards to write

Every flipping night

And your kids are behaving worse than your elf on a shelf

There’s the house to decorate

But you’re running kind of late

‘Cos you need to make a flipping costume for the nativity

Reprise chorus

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